Saturday, December 27, 2014

Marijuana As A Gateway Drug

When I was a kid, you couldn't watch The Transformers or G.I. Joe after school or on a Saturday morning without seeing one of those Ronald Reagan-inspired ''Just Say No'' ads, telling kids weed was a gateway drug to harder stuff, like cocaine, heroin and communism.

They forgot to mention performing fellatio on horses. You're welcome, Nation.

And thank you, Jared Kreft, 30, of Wasau Wisconsin, for sacrificing all future employment opportunities to bring this scourge to light.

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