George Michael Released From Jail

Ok. So George Michael was released from prison. There are so many things that rule about that piece of news.

First off, he was jailed on September 14th. My birthday. It's like a birthday present to me, specifically.

Also, he was jailed for driving impaired... under the influence of marijuana. Not drunk driving, stoned driving. Most of my friends who drive (and smoke) say it's easier to drive stoned, because you focus better. Then again, he was slumped over his steering wheel, so maybe he was way too wasted.

But he was caught with two marijuana cigarettes. He pre-rolls! Or, presumably, has an assistant roll his joints!

And not just that - it was the second time he'd been caught driving stoned, so the judge said there was ''no option but jail''... so, basically, he asked for it.

Did he beg?