Self-Inflicted Arrest

Celebrity dumb-asses are fun to laugh at, and those who call the cops on themselves are right at the top of the pile - and the bottom of the food chain. Ask Boy George.

But the one that stands out the most so far this year is that of former Obituary guitarist Allen West, who called the cops to report of two burglars busting in his house, asked the police to search the premises to find other possible people planked in his home, and when they found a meth lab he'd constructed in his bedroom, told them the burglars were the ones cooking in his house...

This is his mugshot, and the one picture you'll see of him for a very long time:

I mean, shit, at least use Breaking Bad as a guideline...