Where Do They Think We're Living In, California?

Jesus Christ. Three times in 24 hours the electricity's been cut out by the Hydro people, the last time, for 5 hours while they played around in the sewers. Long enough for the shit in my freezer to thaw, and now it's ''eat-or-throw-away''.

Three times in 24 hours, in minus-10 weather, at night. Long enough for the floors to turn icy cold; long enough for the three candles I had to die on me.

Three times re-setting all the digital clocks in the house, twice late for work - in my last week there. Very professional, eh?

It's one of those weeks, where you'd be better off staying in bed and jerking off than even trying to attempt to undertake anything.