Sunday, May 27, 2012

Are Zombies Here Yet?



The news gets weirder and weirder every day. A man in Florida was shot dead while eating another man's face...

Key quote:
Now it's one thing to eat another person, and it's quite another to eat another person and then continue eating after you've been shot. Witnesses claim the officer fired half a dozen shots before the attacker finally stopped.
The cops think the assailant might have been high on cocaine; I say crystal meth might be another thought to consider.
 Or, you know... ZOMBIES.

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