Awww... I Mean... WHAT?

First of all, thank you ABC News for forgoing the stuff everybody else is covering like Mahmoud Abbas at the UN, the Iraq or Afghan wars, the stupidity of the Republican nominees, the cancellation of the NBA preseason or corruption in politics to instead focus on a story about a cat.

Someone has to do the human interest stories. Kudos.

It's a wonderful story about a cat who disappeared from its Colorado home 5 years ago and was found in the streets of New York City - of all places!

Except they re-acquainted the cat with the family after reading a chip in the cat. The fucking cat was fucking chipped as a kitten, and now this family is on the Today Show saying shit like ''everybody should chip their fucking cat in case this happens''... everybody should chip their fucking cat? What's next - chipping your kids?

Grey's Anatomy Fired Actress After Lesbian Scene

Although many sources, including Huffington Post, cite Grey's Anatomy executive producer Shonda Rhimes as saying this decision has nothing to do with actress Brooke Smith's recently-aired lesbian love-making episode.

Uh huh.

The fact that ABC executives were afraid of losing Christian viewers and/or valuable advertizers had nothing to do with the firing, which was told to the actress at the very last minute - when she got her next script. And the fact that it looks abrupt and forced in the script and is left rather unexplained is likely a coincidence too.

So let me get this straight: you do your job and go ahead with what's in the script, you lose your job. You refuse to go through with it (which never came to Smith's mind, mind you, consumate professional that she is), you're a sexist - and fired too.

''Damned if you don't, damned if you do'', said philosopher Bart Simpson in the song ''Deep Deep Trouble'' in the early '90s.

I guess so.

Nice to see networks still don't have the stomach to defend their employees and the purity of the art they're trying to maintain in a landscape dominated by reality shows. The bigger the corporation that's your boss, the less they've got your back. Good to know.

At least viewers got to see some girl-on-girl action, and film producers and directors saw someone willing to go where the script will take her, for future reference.