Showing posts with label Conspiracy Theories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conspiracy Theories. Show all posts

Monday, January 21, 2013

Truth, Allegations, And Things Left Unsaid

The things that maketh murder...



There are many things fishy about the death of web programmer/activist/Reddit co-founder Aaron Swartz, one of which being that he didn't get to see his court case (MIT was suing him for $1M and jail time for hacking into their computers and downloading millions of subscription-based articles from JSTOR, an online academic database, and distributing them for free) go through, where he could have made a very public plea for the advancement of a free internet despite having little chances of actual victory.

 Another was the way in which he died: by hanging. His father claims ''the government killed him'', but whether it's metaphorically or as a matter of fact, a noose around one's neck is, indeed, one of the easiest ways to make murder seem like suicide.

Then again, a web-savvy supernerd would know just how many questions would be raised should he be found hanging from a noose, and could have done it on purpose just to awake suspicions and ''get the people talking'', as Will Ferrell would say.

Even I'm talking about it, and I knew nothing of the case when I woke up yesterday morning. ''Touché'', said the priest to the boy.

Friday, November 2, 2012

News From Tila Tequila



Remember Tila Tequila?

The former MySpace click champion (and subsequently Reality TV ''star'') has taken to blogging, and has clearly lost her mind:
I DECLARE A WAR BUT NO SOLDIERS, JUST ME, THE PEOPLE, AND ALL OF YOU SO CALLED ILLUMINATI, ELITIST COWARDS! I HAVE ALL YOUR SECRETS, I AM MUCH WISER THAN I WAS BACK THEN WHEN YOU F-CKED ME OVER SO BAD I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO JUST DIE FROM ALL THE PAIN YOU ORCHESTRATED AND INFLICTED UPON MY SOUL! MY TILA ARMY AND THE WORLD AT LARGE HAS YOU WAAAAAAAAY OUT NUMBERED!!
SHOULD I TELL THEM ABOUT THE SUPER HUMANS THAT EXIST AND ALL OF THOSE EXPERIMENTS YOU DO ON THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT?  SHOULD I TELL THEM THAT IS WHY SO MANY “MISSING CHILDREN” POP UP EACH YEAR BECAUSE YOU SADISTIC F-CKS WERE THE ONES BEHIND IT??! AGAIN, THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF US OUT HERE WITH SUPER POWERS AND I WILL GATHER THEM ALL TOGETHER AND YOU EVIL PRICKS ARE ALL GOING DOWN!!!
SO WHAT IF YOU ARE ALIEN HYBRID? THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU OWN US!
SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THE ENTIRE CITY INSIDE THE HOLLOW EARTH??? SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU CAME HERE AND LEFT YOUR OWN PLANET TO INFILTRATE OURS AND NOW SOME OF YOU STILL CURRENTLY RESIDE ON THE MOON!
And if you thought that was bad:
(...) Aside from that, I was also indeed “JOAN OF ARC” in another one of my past lives!!!!!  It makes so much sense now!  I mean, Joan of Arc and myself share incredibly similar things!
Uh, yeah. Please... go on...
Everything I talk about now, it is only and always in the 5th dimension frequency!  For instance I cannot relate to anything here on Earth anymore.  Everything I speak of is always in a very spiritual manner and My “HUMAN 3rd dimension body” is CONSTANTLY disappearing and reappearing all the time now!
I WILL be disappearing soon in the new Kingdom of God in the 5th Dimension back to my true light soul once again, and I shall be disappearing VERY SOON!  The only reason why I am still here, when indeed I have already given my certificate to Enter the new Kingdom of God, but I choose to stay here just for a little longer because it would hurt me deeply (just because I have been granted access to the 5th Dimension and given my “GALACTIC CARD” to travel to all 12 dimensions) doesn’t mean I can just leave you guys here and forget about you!  I told you this once before and I shall say it again, “I HAVE NEVER LEFT YOU NOR WILL I EVER LEAVE YOU!”
That's the stuff!

Some other titles of her recent posts include ''The Government Are Cloning Humans and Themselves! ZOMBIES ARE REAL!'', which includes the amazing quote:
The human race is possessed by demons. (...) These beings are mentally sick, upside down and follow a perverse goal of death instead of life.
George W. Bush died in 1987 and was carried on through secret laboratories (Area 51 etc.) as a zombie henceforth.
Well, it takes one to know one. Not the zombie thing, the mentally sick part.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Awww... I Mean... WHAT?




First of all, thank you ABC News for forgoing the stuff everybody else is covering like Mahmoud Abbas at the UN, the Iraq or Afghan wars, the stupidity of the Republican nominees, the cancellation of the NBA preseason or corruption in politics to instead focus on a story about a cat.

Someone has to do the human interest stories. Kudos.

It's a wonderful story about a cat who disappeared from its Colorado home 5 years ago and was found in the streets of New York City - of all places!

Except they re-acquainted the cat with the family after reading a chip in the cat. The fucking cat was fucking chipped as a kitten, and now this family is on the Today Show saying shit like ''everybody should chip their fucking cat in case this happens''... everybody should chip their fucking cat? What's next - chipping your kids?

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Conspiracy Theory: The Gulf Of Aden Vortex




What did you do this past Saturday? I spent it reading about the Vortex in the Gulf of Aden, subject of one of the most popular conspiracy theories out there today.

First things first: the Gulf of Aden is situated in the Arabian sea, (now part of the Suez canal sea route), between Yemen and Somalia - where once upon a time the Arabian peninsula was locked into the African continent. When they separated, a body of water was created, enabling a passage connecting Europe, Asia and Africa via sea. That was millions of years ago.

In the past decade, an unknown magnetic force has created a vortex in the Gulf of Aden, which has increased dramatically in size in the past 3 years.

Of late, we have also been hearing of Somalian pirates taking over merchant ships, despite being (relatively) poorly armed and manning what can only be described as weak motor boats and bona fide life rafts. The U.S. has sent part of their Navy to escort ships, and many NATO countries have since followed suit, dealing a hard blow to the Somalian pirates.

Last year, Wikileaks released a ton of diplomatic cables, including some from Russian Admiral Maksimov about the U.S.' Combined Joint Task Force - Horn Of Africa base, where many nations have assembled to monitor the vortex: the United States, Russia, Canada, Great Britain, Norway, Bulgaria, Australia, Belgium, China, Denmark, France, Germany, India, Japan, Iran, Italy, South Korea, Malaysia, The Netherlands, Pakistan, Portugal, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, and Turkey. It is the largest naval force ever assembled in human history.

And that's where it gets interesting. There is no way in fucking hell it gathered just to fight off a few armed skinny guys with AK-47s while so many of the countries above are involved in so many actual wars elsewhere (Afghanistan, Iraq and Congo, to name just three...), and to have the U.S. there alongside Iran, China and Russia, given all their diplomatic disputes and tensions about other war fronts opening eventually just adds to the mystery.

But wait, there's more!

On December 9th, 2009, a giant spiral briefly appeared in the skies of Norway, as can be seen in this NBC Nightly News video. Some say that roughly a month after this event, the vortex also sported a spiral-like shape for some time, which led many observers - both casual and professional - to associate both events.

Stranger still, when the spiral appeared in the Norwegian skies, American authorities rushed President Barack Obama and Defense Secretary Robert Gates in a secret military bunker called 2012 Alice. That's right, 2012 - as in ''the end of the world''. Adds to the mystery, doesn't it?

One piece I was not able to sit through was the documentary/interview with one Aaron McCollum,  a 90-minute video shot with a single camera featuring a tattooed-and-pierced alleged former U.S. soldier who claims to have witnessed secret American bases in the Gulf of Aden first-hand; he seems as credible as an opossum on crack, but he seems to have convinced himself, at least.

And if you can withstand a few spelling and grammatical errors, the conspiracy theory-infused blog Attainable Mind has an interesting take on these events.