Quakers And Shakers

Did you feel the earthquake too?

5.5 on the Richter scale, not huge or anything, but enough to scare the shit out of my cats. It lasted 10 to 30 seconds, walls and ground were shaking, and it was felt as far West as Hamilton, as far East as Newfoundland, pretty far North, and all the way down to Pennsylvania.

Who said these never happen in Canada, huh?

Terrible Marketing Ploy

So you've noticed all these huge earthquakes of late, right?

California, Haiti, now Chile's 8.8, so strong that it changed the earth's axis and we've lost 1.26 microsecond every day.

All just about when the shitty movie 2012 is set to come out on DVD...

Sony might be causing these, killing all those innocent poor people just to sell copies of their DVDs. Sick bastards.