Friday, February 28, 2014

This Week's Top 10s

Top 10 Songs:

10. MAGDALENA, Pixies (2014)
9. HIGGS BOSON BLUES, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (2013)
8. UNCONDITIONNAL LOVE, Against Me! (2014)
7. DO WHAT U WANT, Lady Gaga (feat. Christina Aguilera) (2014)
6. PARTITION, Beyoncé (2013)
5. TRANSGENDER DYSPHORIA BLUES, Against Me! (2014)
4. INSTANT CRUSH, Daft Punk (feat. Julian Casablancas) (2013)
3. FERAL LOVE, Chelsea Love (2014)
2. CONTROL ME, Kandle (2014)
1. BLACK ME OUT, Against Me! (2014)

Top 10 Spring Break Movies:

10. POLICE ACADEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT: MIAMI BEACH, Alan Myerson (1988)
9. THE HITCHER, Dave Meyers (2007)
8. SPRING BREAK MASSACRE, Michael Hoffman Jr. (2008)
7. THE REAL CANCUN, Rick de Oliveira (2003)
6. RENO 911!: MIAMI, Robert Ben Garant (2007)
5. SPRING BREAK, Sean S. Cunningham (1983)
4. WHERE THE BOYS ARE '84, Hy Averback (1984)
3. REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE, Joe Roth (1987)
2. WHERE THE BOYS ARE, Henry Levin (1960)
1. PIRANHA 3D, Alexandre Aja (2010)

Oh, God, the pickings were slim. You know the subject matter is awful when the top-10 films you can remember about it are mostly bad horror films, remakes, and the spin-off of a reality show (plus the spin-off of a regular TV show). And two sequels-of-sequels, one of them being a Police Academy movie.

Seriously, the only decent films are the first two, so much so that I almost included Piranha's sequel, Piranha 3DD, though while they specify it takes place a year after the first one, could be set in the summer (I don't remember).

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