Who knew The Onion could be so accurate not only in their parodies but also reporting non-fiction?
Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live, Train And Fuck Each Other
Of course, not only are Olympians receiving 100,000 condoms for their two weeks - as usual - this time around, there's also a phone app designed to make matchmaking even more efficient, Tinder. So much so that some athletes, like Jamie Anderson, have had to uninstall it so they could concentrate on their events and win medals.
One thing's for sure, every athlete's spouse who stayed behind at home is probably wondering exactly how much sex is going on... and also secretly hoping never to find out.
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