Foot In Mouth Disease: Mila Kunis

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In this month's GQ, Mila Kunis talks low-level feminism, saying women in Hollywood aren't considered decent comedic actors and are instead relied upon to just stand pretty. Of course, she does so in her underwear:

And that's not the only thing she should have thought more about, she is also quoted as saying, about having ''friends with benefits'':

It's like communism -- good in theory, in execution it fails.

Except that, time and time again, that comparison has been proven wrong. Communism in its purest form, unlike capitalism, has never been given a chance. And in the instances where it was watered down and tried, it was said to be because of human greed - which capitalism also suffers from.

And don't tell me about China and Cuba's emprisonment of dissenters - the good old U.S. of A. has also done so repeatedly, from the 1950s to the George W. Bush years, in which the Department of Homeland Security was even given the right to lock up people without a warrant nor a trial.

Maybe Mila isn't as smart as she thinks she is. Nor *gasp* as pretty as she thinks she is.

Charlie Sheen: Still Winning!

First, a recap: in case you haven't heard, Charlie Sheen, is definitely winning, as evidenced in this video:

Now for new news about his winning habits: he can't get Mila Kunis out of his head and wants her to come over and steal his shit! Radar Online and The Superficial report. And I quote:

“Here’s the good news – my goddesses have already fucking approved her. She’s pre-approved!” Sheen said. “I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila fucking Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your shit , trust me, you’re still fucking winning, you’re still winning at that moment.
I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes… I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super fucking hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we we have a warehouse full of your favorite shit to steal.”

So I guess that proves his Goddesses are stealing his shit all the time. Or he's fucking nuts. It has to prove something. The existence of God, maybe?

Oh, and let me ask you this - who's crazier: Charlie Sheen taking his act on fucking tour and rambling on for an hour in each town, or those who pay $50-250 a ticket to attend and fuel his crack habit?

My conclusion/thoughts? Believe it or not, Sheen actually is winning.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I saw this movie recently, and I'm glad to say it lived up to the hype. I was hoping it would be better than Knocked Up, as good as The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and dreaming it could come close to Old School. Well, as Meat Loaf put it, ''Two out Of Three Ain't Bad''.

What's nice is that the one-liners were almost all chuckle-inducing or better. What was surprising was that the scene-stealing moments were all done by supporting cast members, with Mila Kunis and Russell Brand doing most of them.

Da'Vone MacDonald as the bartender had a few too. And with Kristen Bell basically parodying herself (and doing an okay job at it), it's a wonder why Jason Segel was so good at self-effacing when he could have had a few moments himself.

A good way to spend a couple of hours, especially the unrated version. 7.5/10