Donald Trump

Jesus Christ, Donald (notice the comma, Donald)...

Donald Trump opened his mouth again, once more to announce a run for President. Of the United States of America. And words came out of there. Words like these:

They built a hotel. When I build a hotel, I have to pay interest. They don’t have to pay interest because they took the oil when we left Iraq, I said we should have taken. So now ISIS has the oil.

Now I've tested pretty strong in IQ tests and SATs and am well educated and all, but even I wasn't smart enough to figure out what the hell The Donald was talking about with this one, but that's ok.

That quote and nine others were compiled by The Daily Banter in a single page that will make you want to knock your head against a brick wall, until you realize he's only just beginning and we may actually have another year of him spewing this shit all over the media. Which will make the brick wall attack you to destroy itself.

I love me a good role reversal, but not enough to want to witness President Trump - unless we're talking Ivanka, in which case I'm more open to the idea.

Today's Darryl Sutter Quote

The NHL playoffs are awesome because it's the time of year where Los Angeles Kings head coach Darryl Sutter's forced to hold daily press conferences, and more attention is thrown at the league and journalists who wouldn't normally be on the beat get to ask stupid or obvious questions for a soundbite.

Spring must be nearer, because the ever-quotable coach came up with this beauty (fast-forward to 55 seconds in for just that part):



I mean come on, this is probably the most honest and best quote this week:
“You don’t have to do anything. Just try and win. There’s no such thing as a ‘must-win.’ Nobody gets locked up or thrown in the ocean or anything like that. I’m not into that. It’s just a game.”

Never retire, Mr. Sutter, I implore you.

Quote Of The Week: Chris Christie Edition

 New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is always quotable, whether he's saying Barack Obama can't do anything right, or a week later saying he's the best thing ever, or gushing on about Bruce Springsteen.

This time, he went and blasted John Boehner for neglecting to vote on Sandy relief. He might just bring the Republicans back towards the center, which would do wonders for his country and its citizens.

Quote Of The Day

From journalist Pat Hickey, of the Montreal Gazette, in today's column:

While I have a soft spot for Ron Hextall, there are those who insist the Flyers haven't had decent goaltending since Pelle Lindbergh learned that a Porsche is tougher to stop than a hockey puck.

Ba-da-bing!

Quote of The Day

From Matt Grande, software developer from Hamilton, Ontario.

He has a blog: http://mattgrande.wordpress.com/

More importantly, he said this:

Remember, no matter how beautiful she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of her shit.

True on so many levels.

Thanks, Matt.