Heidi Klum And Seal Divorce

Temper, temper.

Before it becomes old news, I should tell you I was not to blame for Heidi Klum divorcing Seal. Unlike the Demi Moore and Halle Berry marriages, where I was the main reason.

Love that hair! And the dress, of course!

The Halle Berry Break-Up

Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you, it was going to be my last post of April...

I told Halle Berry about the Oscar Curse, and how her relationship was doomed.

It seems like she agreed, because she left him.

You're welcome.

Now imagine this woman on the free market...

No, you don't even stand a chance.