I should have left it alone, I really should have... but here is what I've learned through 5 seconds of Google:
Alright. So she’s a 17 year-old aspiring model/actress/singer. Like so many others.
Except she’s been married to small-time actor Doug Hutchison (small roles in The Green Mile and 24, played ''plane door opener'' in the 2000 remake of Shaft…), who is 51. since she was 16. Uh-huh, yeah: gross.
But the dude has morals: he refused to play in a movie that would cast him as a director who starts banging his underage actress in The Genesis Of Lincoln. Classy move, no?
But at least Courtney looks 37.
Still, a nobody actor and a nobody actress walk down a street, and people are focusing on what they’re wearing? Why? Who gives a fuck? And why does it make it onto the fucking news?
Where is this world headed, and how can we make the extinction of mankind happen any faster?
