Justin Bieber: Not Safe For Life

When it isn't Rob Ford, it's fucking Justin Bieber. Since ''retiring'' a month ago, he has been arrested more times (5) than I know songs of his (1, that Baby thing if it even qualifies as one), and when the cops don't get him on their own, his own friends show the rest of the world just how much of a deranged attention whore he really is:

I mean, she doesn't seem to mind, so I really shouldn't care - and I don't - but isn't Bieber the ''ultra-Christian guy'' who advocates not having sex before marriage? Unless licking tits and anal don't count?

Good morning, by the way, I hope you didn't throw up your breakfast.

Celebrity Non-News

Never in my work experience have I been asked the question: ''Your work has been uneven of late, could it be because of who you've been fucking?''

Christian Ponder, quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings, was asked that exact question - minus the harsh term for fornication - because, as someone who performs 16 times a year in front of a TV audience, he is deemed a celebrity, and so is his girlfriend, College football reporter Samantha Steele.

Yes, College ball. As in ''kids'', not ''professionals''.

Jesus Christ.

With all the natural disasters and ''news'' like this, I'm surprised glad Mitt Romney wasn't elected, as it would have been a sure sign that the world is ending.

The only thing newsworthy about this whole thing is the guy's moniker, which sounds like his parents were questioning their religious beliefs when they were naming him.

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In other celeb news, Selena Gomez dumped Justin Bieber. Young girls and old men rejoice.

One of these fine ladies is Selena Gomez

The Arcade Fire Backlash(es)

Two Sundays ago, Arcade Fire won the Grammy for Best Album (before winning the Brit awards two days later), beating the likes of Eminem, Katy Perry... and enraged a shitload of Justin Bieber fans. Which, of course, is good in itself. Now, if they could just kill themselves in protest...

Uh... no it's not. Just like it wasn't when New Kids On The Block didn't beat Guns N' Roses, just like it wasn't when the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync and Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and the Spice Girls co-existed... wait, yes, that was weird. No, actually, no, it was boring. And safe. But mostly boring.

The most common response from ''common people'', of course, was: ''Who is Arcade Fire?'', as can be seen in this clip:

And Facebook posts like this one:

The legality? Like having a decent band win over mass-dump-whore-pop-that-will-be-forgotten-in-5-years is illegal or something?

I guess since she came out, Rosie O'Donnell's finger is elsewhere than on the pulse of the youth...

This clip answers the question, albeit a tad too well:

With the obvious ''their song was in the trailer for Where The Wild Things Are'' bit and all. But what I find funniest from talk show people is they were all given free promo copies of the Grammys 2010 Nominees in which Arcade Fire appear, of course, and where it's specified they're in the running for two of the top prizes. And yet, as half-assed journalists, they never felt the need to inquire further about this mystery act?

They had better beware, because hipsters just might attack them for their ignorance:

For more Arcade Fire fun, make sure to visit the blog: Who Is Arcade Fire. Hour of fun.

Good Times: Justin Bieber Shot Dead

This is like porno for psychos. Popcorn fare for the rest of us.

LWLLJB...

Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber.

It's a blog, a website, a ridiculous new internet low and a great way to spend the next 10 minutes.

I've known about it for 24 hours now, and just realized I should probably share (I've shared on Facebook since yesterday, though, sorry!) in the fun.

It's weird - I struggle to blog once a day but post 25 links a day on my Facebook page...

I guess I save the really good stuff for the blog.