Bad Music Will Kill Your Mojo

I often post about how bad music is detrimental to society - more than any other art and, in the Western world, more than perhaps even politics and the environment. I even did so just a few days ago.

Indeed, to some extent Nickelback is as bad as a right-wing religious zealot, although they do seem to cancel each other out, as while the latter does its best to deter abortions, the former is a deterrent to making babies, as is proven in this study.

The poodle-haired frontman and his douchebag-looking cronies partners employees (see picture above) seem to strike a mighty chord on all fronts - love 'em or hate 'em, I guess.

Guess which side I'm on? I'd rather not get laid for a year than fuck one of their record-purchasing, concert-attending fans. I think.

Who else are people turned off by? Allow me to quote the article:

What other musicians and bands did the poll reveal are likely to make a potential amour shake, rattle and roll right out the door on the first date? In order of their horror-inducing power: Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Coldplay, U2, Creed, Katy Perry, Lil Wayne and Britney Spears.

I totally agree with the first 4, and would put Creed above and beyond even Nickelback, but while I don't listen to the other 4 (U2, Perry, Wayne and Spears), I think putting them in here is a tad exaggerated.
I'd put Maroon 5 in there, for sure, way ahead of them, perhaps with Bush and Linkin Park.

More Stupid Criminals

Single people are getting more and more desperate to find ''the one'', so much so that many have abandoned dating websites altogether and opted for Facebook instead, where they can have access to whatever others don't make 'private' on their pages.

The people pictured above linked up on the said site and the man, Adam Minton, conveniently left out he was a cokehead with debt problems, while the lady, Leah Gibbs, forgot to mention she was an idiot.

Or perhaps she did, because when Minton took her out on a date, he actually got her to be his getaway driver while he tried to rob a bookie club. Yup.

Both were arrested at his place, but she was released because he admitted to acting alone and only taking Lt. Stupid along for the, uh, ride.