The only way you move anything remotely close to ''like Jagger'' is in admitting you dance like a 70-year old.
Or if the 17-year old model you had sex with last night was riding on top of you after you took Viagra and compared the two of you. And you lost.
Or because you walk like you just got rammed by David Bowie.
Or because you get rusty after a 5-year hiatus.
Or because of the speed you run away at after you've ripped off most black singers of the early 60s.
You are to Jagger what Creed is to Pearl Jam. Or what Nickelback is to music.
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