Halle Berry Breast Stunt

I'm curious to see what will become of Movie 43, which seems like a bunch of awkward and funny skits jammed together in one funny, 80-minute block of something that could have been made for TV but will instead cost $15 to see in a crowded environment.

Related to that, I'd be curious to see Halle Berry dip her breasts in guacamole - you know, for the art of it.

Sad News, Men

I had a post about Megan Fox earlier today...

Turns out she married Brian Austin Green, the DJ/nerd douchebag from the original Beverly Hills 90210 series in a quiet ceremony in late June...

Guess I'll have to post about Halle Berry and Kate Winslet, I hope you don't mind...

The Halle Berry Break-Up

Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you, it was going to be my last post of April...

I told Halle Berry about the Oscar Curse, and how her relationship was doomed.

It seems like she agreed, because she left him.

You're welcome.

Now imagine this woman on the free market...

No, you don't even stand a chance.