Men’s Room Etiquette

If you’re taking a shit in a public restroom and someone walks in to pee at the urinals, wait until they leave to exit your stall. We don’t want to have to see the face of the guy forcing us to hold our breath while vomit enters our mouth.

That is all, carry on.

Man Stats

These stats are from the U.K., so I take them with a grain of salt, seeing as that's likely the only ''spice'' they have available.

But a few of those even apply to me.

• 1/3 of men have never had a romantic breakfast with their girlfriend
• One fifth of men have had a steamy Skype session
• 70% of men have watched porn online.
• 27% of men would sleep with someone 'repulsive' for £1m
• 96% of men wouldn't send flowers to their partner's work
• 18% of men go on a diet because of a new partner
• Men think a loose bun is the best hairstyle for a first date
• 11% of men admit to flirting at work
• Men spend an average of £235 a year on looking good
• 42% of men say they're single because they are shy
• 57% of men would prefer a month without sex than a month without their mobile
• 28% of men don't know girls pluck their chin hairs
• 27% of men would date a married woman
• 50% of holiday romances last less than a week
• 33% of men say they feel depressed on 'fat days'
• 1/4 men wee in the shower
• 79% of men think it's most likely they'll meet their next girlfriend at work
• 16% of men have pretended a ready meal was something they'd cooked to impress a date
• 15% of men have left an extra-large tip because they fancied the waitress
• 9% of men don't know the main ingredient of cheese
• 10% of men are terrified of spiders
• 10% of men say they're less attracted to women who can't cook
• Only 35% of men wear clean pants everyday!
• 10% of men have a teddy bear that they hide when a girl stays over
• 62% of men are baffled by flat pack furniture
• 22% of men have a bank account they don't tell their partner about
• Men are prepared to spend an average of £55.47 on a first date
• Larger men last longer in bed than skinny men
• 7% of men have used their partner's toothbrush

I dare you to guess which one(s).

Weird Facts About Men

From the Serial Mistress blog:

• Nearly 70% of men make the first move in relationships
• Only 6% of cheating men would tell their mates about their infidelity
• 41% of men think a pashmina is a curry
• 51% of men find it hard to talk about their feelings
• 5% of men have sex at least once a day. Lucky devils
• Men find hourglass figures most attractive
• 21% of men think they are unlikely to meet a girlfriend speed dating
• 12% of men have slept with a mate's ex and hidden it from them
• 32% of men find most of the texts they receive from girls confusing
• 27% of men hide their sweets from their family and friends
• One in five men still fantasise about an ex
• 89% of men would prefer to have a serious relationship with a girl who had natural-looking blonde hair than a platinum blonde
• Men spend more money than women when trying to get over a break-up. Who knew?
• It takes men in relationships an average of 10 months before they give up trying to keep slim for their girlfriends
• 73% of men would rather go for a curry with their mates than a romantic meal with their partner
• 20% of men lack self-confidence in the bedroom
• Men spend an average of £932 on their fiancees engagement ring
• 18% of men have decided not to go on a date with someone after Googling them
• 35% of men moan about their partner at least once a week
• 9% of men are more attracted to a woman who is in control of her finances
• Men who support Manchester United are more likely to cheat than other fans
• 85% of men would hate it if their girlfriend weighed more than them
• 16% of single men share their bed with a pet - cute!
• 39% of men have tried role play during sex
• Red is the most popular colour of lingerie men buy for their partner
• 63% of men claim a lack of energy ruins their sex life
• 8% of men say they've never been in love
• 27% of men have been dumped by text
• 1 in 10 men have been dumped due to their bad timekeeping
• Men who have good sex lives live longer
• 56% of men would like to take flowers on a first date, but don't in case they look silly
• 22% of men find predictable sex the top passion killer
• 21% of men would consider leaving their partner if they came into money
• Men get turned on by the smell of a roast dinner
• Men say they are most likely to cheat on a night out with the lads
• Men who believe in love at first sight are three times more likely to cheat
• 47% of men would like to last longer in bed
• One in five men have made a sex tape with their girlfriend
• 15% of men say they've used a cock ring
• 79% of men don't care what they will look like in the future
• 13% of men admit to having a pet name for their penis
• Men are more likely to cheat if they went to private school
• 12% of men still suck their thumb
• Men tell an average of three lies a day
• One third of men wait until the fifth date before they sleep with a girl
• 46% of men have sent a cheeky picture of themselves to someone other than their girlfriend/wife
• 29% of men have been put off sleeping with a girl because her underwear was ugly
• One in 20 men bought themselves a thong in the last year
• 21% of men have shown naked snaps of their girlfriend to their mates
• On average, men regret four of their sexual partners
• 30% of men prefer doggy style to missionary position
• One in 10 men have had unprotected sex as they were too shy to buy condoms

Now, statistics are statistics, and are to be taken lightly: not everybody tells the truth, and sample size can always be an issue. Also, these are from Great Britain, a completely foreign culture from North America.

My conclusion? I'm not like many men. So much for the old saying that we're all alike.