Seen On Facebook

A Group to keep sex offenders off the internet...

Why?

First of all, you did your time, you paid for your crime.

Then there's the matter of keeping a record on the bastards, and having neighbours point at them and put their picture up all over town. Oh, I understand their crimes brings pain to families and individuals, but it just doesn't make all that much sense to me that we don't do that shit with murderers and mobsters and money launderers who have many more victims and notches on their belts. But that's a story/debate for another day anyway.

So... What I want to understand is why we must keep those Life Abusers off the internet... wouldn't you rather have them surf porn sites all day and masturbate and get it out of their system, or do you want those fuckers walking outside looking under women's dresses at the grocery store, wandering in school yards and basketball courts, showing their penis in public transit?

If anything, give them free internet, with subscriptions to all the porn sites. Keep them indoors with imaginary chicks, cut off their MSN feeds and such so they can't contact kids, but keep their asses, eyes and dicks glued to the screen.