When Republicans Are Quotable

Ha!

What's best is that this was all in last night's debate - and there were even more quotes that could have been taken not-quite-so-out-of-context for even more ads!

Who Says Politicians Are All Alike?

Christine O'Donnell and Sarah Palin not only share half a brain and a knack for saying the dumbest shit, they also apparently see the same handlers who use the same marketing team and focus groups who are then sent to the same tailors.

Or maybe the Tea Party responds to prefers just one type of human being.

Or maybe they were all made at the same clone factory, which would make sense considering both were pretty much non-existent nobodies until mere months before a national election.

Which is also true for Clone #3, Michelle Bachmann:

For fuck's sake, people. Can't you see through this shit?

Name In Vain

Michelle Bachmann said more stupid things recently when she claimed Hurricane Irene was a ''message from God'':





Her handlers have since tried to make us believe it was a joke. Real funny. Go tell it to those who lost everything they had.

And what happened to that commandment of not taking the Lord's name in vain? Jesus Christ, lady, for an über-Christian on the far-right of the political spectrum for most of what you stand for, you sure know how to fuck things up for yourself.

And yet, you remain in the race. Which doesn't speak well of your supporters' IQs. Just sayin'. How's your gay husband doing?