Rick Perry Feels The Heat

Rick Perry is seeing Mitt Romney pass him in the polls. Pressure is mounting.

Maybe that's why he visited a church today, and had a special message to convey to God, via a third party made famous by Michaelangelo...

He's hungry for the presidency!

When Republicans Are Quotable

Ha!

What's best is that this was all in last night's debate - and there were even more quotes that could have been taken not-quite-so-out-of-context for even more ads!

Rick Perry, Model American

I hate these fucking ads, and I despise those who star in them even more - and those who make them the most.

Barack Obama wouldn't be ''President Zero'' if he didn't have to fight the Republicans every time he tries to corrrect the mess they've made...

God And Republicans

I thought we'd be God-free for a good few days after this last post, but I guess not.

This time, Rick Perry claims the economic crisis was God's way of getting us back to ''Bible principles''...

Rick Perry Versus Evolution

Remember Rick Perry, the Republican Presidential candidate I was telling you about last week? In this video, a kid's mom wants him to talk about evolution/science/creationism, trough the young'in's mouth, but Perry has ears. And a well-prepared answer scripted by press release and public relations experts, full of empty phrases that mean next to nothing.

The Next President?

Apparently, if Rick Perry were to run - and he could join the race for Republican candidate as early as next week - he'd tail only Mitt Romney and would take a shitload of votes from Tea Party darling (and highly quotable and terribly misinformed) Michelle Bachmann.

As the 47th Governor of Texas, he is poised to follow in George W. Bush's footsteps on many levels on the strength of religion - he regularly organizes public prayers - and of having Texas be the state which has created the most jobs in the past couple of years... most of which are of the minimum-wage variety... or lower. Which seems kind of illegal to me, at first sight.

''Let's bring jobs back to America, at wages where Americans won't have the means to spend their pay'' seems to be his message. Oh, and ''God will save us if we do'', of course. And they think they're in trouble now...