Showing posts with label golf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label golf. Show all posts

Monday, September 2, 2013

Teemu Selanne's Announcement

Arguable the best Finnish hockey player of all time (certainly the most durable), Teemu Selanne had an announcement to make, and he did so by acting in, writing and direcing this funny short:



He may not be the best golfer around (though he claims to have been ''acting bad'' when he's actually pretty good), but he sure has more skills than whoever was involved in making the fifth Die Hard movie... I hope Hollywood's taking notes...

Friday, March 30, 2012

Me Gusta In Time For Augusta

The world-famous New York Post reports three of Tiger Woods' (former) mistresses who share the distinction of enjoying careers in porn will star together for what is believed to be the first time, in a ''tell-all'' and ''re-enact all'' film detailing how Tiger likes it best...

To be sure to be viewed as taking full advantage of the golf star's status in addition to milking this ''story'' for all it's worth, Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James will release the film on Day 2 of the Masters Tournament in Augusta.


With all the money in the world, Tiger couldn't buy hotter chicks who could keep their mouths shut?