Me Gusta In Time For Augusta

The world-famous New York Post reports three of Tiger Woods' (former) mistresses who share the distinction of enjoying careers in porn will star together for what is believed to be the first time, in a ''tell-all'' and ''re-enact all'' film detailing how Tiger likes it best...

To be sure to be viewed as taking full advantage of the golf star's status in addition to milking this ''story'' for all it's worth, Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James will release the film on Day 2 of the Masters Tournament in Augusta.

With all the money in the world, Tiger couldn't buy hotter chicks who could keep their mouths shut?