Too Authentic?

Disclaimer: for maximum funniness, read with the typos. But to understand what they're looking for, you're going to have to have your mind play tricks on you, because I don't think I've ever seen a ''musician wanted'' ad with this many mistakes.

Then again, it explains why they don't write their own songs: they simply couldn't.

I mean, Geebus, when you can't even get the name of the band you're covering right...

As seen on Stereogum.