Monday, August 10, 2009

I'm Freaking Out, Man

I'm freaking out, man.

Like, am I looking at a pic of Neo saying ''whoa'', or is Neo looking at me through his internets? And if he is, is it pre-discovering he's The One so he's just hacking me, or if he trying to save me from the machines by offering me some free pills.

And if he's at the pill level, does that also mean he's the one who's been sending me emails for cheap blue pills that'll make my dick stronger? And if my dick gets hard 24/7, can I get a crack at the chick in the red dress from the initial Matrix practice program? And since she's a computer program, can they make her boobs bigger?

Again: I'm freaking out, man.

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