R.I.P. Neil Armstrong

I was shocked that so many people were ignorant of Neil Armstrong's primary achievement (the first man to walk on the moon, of course, or the first to be filmed in a NASA studio for conspiracy theorists)...

(likely confused here with Lance Armstrong, Louis Armstrong, Lance again, then Neil Patrick Harris, or course)

But his ''one small step for man'' should never be forgotten. It should be mandatory viewing in elementary school, for fuck's sake.

At least no one's said R.I.P.  to the guy who wrote ''Rockin' In The Free World''...

EDIT: Yep, someone did:

That's NBC News, my friends!