I just can't believe it. I thought this was the pinnacle of 2000s-vomit-inducing-Canadiana...
But no...
Avril Lavigne and Nickleback's Chad Kroeger are engaged. To be married.
Think of the children - theirs!
It's the second time Lavigne marries one of her songwriters - watch out Linda Perry!
Kroeger was never married himself, but is still in divorce proceedings with his previous common-law partner who, it should be noted, for having the strength and courage to probably have had sex with him, deserves to get his private jet and Mexican holiday home in the split.
Not many people were aware - or even cared - that they were dating, so pictures like this one flew completely off the radar:
Fittingly, he's wearing a douchebag-style motif t-shirt and she looks like a nobody. Or Nicole Kidman's mouse-child.
I could go on for days, but I need my beauty sleep.
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