Monday, September 2, 2013

It's Summer In Saiyan

Toledo police have released this surveillance footage, probably because no one was able to catch this crazy woman's licence plate:

It started innocently enough: she really wanted Chicken McNuggets. Really. Intensely. As if her life depended on it, I guess.

Then she blew a gasket and went apeshit. And, to a certain extent, that's cool too. I mean everyone loves Falling Down, perhaps Michael Douglas' good best film. It's when she turns into the Hulk that it goes overboard. Well, when she realizes she can't turn into the Hulk - or as she calls it super saiyan, so when she realizes, perhaps for the first time in her life, that she is not a Dragon Ball character - then she has to throw something to break the teller's window. Good thing she didn't have a gun.

I do not miss working in Customer Service.

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